What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:50

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

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From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.